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The wife says she wants bigger breasts .
I told her to push them into the sofa all day .
She asked why, will it help ?
I said "it worked with your f**king arse !" Wink

my wife came into my shed yesterday and said "your wasting your time and our money on all these inventions that you are trying to invent !"
it was at this point that the SLAP-A-FAT-TWAT AU ...

Paris show, sometime late 90s

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but it can't be factory with the wheel paint and frilly edging on the mudguard ...

very good

My mate told me he was thinking of divorcing his wife coz she hasnot spoken to him in 4 months.
I told him to think it over very carefully coz women like that are very hard to find !

Food Insp ...

Paddy and Mary went for counselling after 25years of being married.The therapist asked what the problem was, Mary had a list: neglect, loneliness and she felt unloved. Finally,the therapist asked Mary ...

A wise man once said "Treat your women like you treat your hoover !! , when it stops sucking.................................CHANGE THE BAG !! " Laughing

20yrs together & the wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush !

So if anyone knows another way to get dog sh*t out of trainers, I'm all ears !!! Laughing

Started my new job as a bus driver today, but it didn't go to well.
This stunning blonde with huge firm boobs got on and said "are you going to Oldham ?"
Oh well back to the job c ...

My mate went to see a a psychic last week who told him he would be coming into a lot of money.
Last night he sha##ed a fat bird called penny, how spooky is that ? Laughing

A convict breaks into a ...

Dont trust a dwarf when he says your wife's hair smells nice. !!!

oh wise people , yes im not worthy. A steering damper for sb6 can they be refurbed or where can i get one. can i get one to fit from another bike if so what thanks gaz

well went to see how the sb6 was getting on , and yes it was the same as oily"s, bits of clutch eveywhere,took loads of pictures with the phone only to find that when i got home the pictures were ...

thanks again for all your help cheers gaz

the wife said to me last night "if you turn the bedside lamp off i will take it up the a*se " surppose , i should have waited for the bulb to cool down first !!!