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[gaz]

My mate went to see a a psychic last week who told him he would be coming into a lot of money.
Last night he sha##ed a fat bird called penny, how spooky is that ?

A convict breaks into a house & ties up the husband and his wife.
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him, or he will kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you"
The wife replies "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear, he is gay, horny and looking for vaseline, I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's fu**ing strong now !

I phoned the police the other day, "whats the emergency ?" they asked.
I said "two girls are fighting over me"
"ok" she paused.
"well whats the problem?"
" The fat ones winning"