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My mate told me he was thinking of divorcing his wife coz she hasnot spoken to him in 4 months.
I told him to think it over very carefully coz women like that are very hard to find !



Food Inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of the apple pies. She roars, "Have you not got a Tool ?"
"Yes" replies Paddy, "But i use that for the doughnuts

After a visit to a whore house, a man notices green lumps on his willy ,so he goes to the docs ."Thats serious "says the doc "u know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears ?"
"Yes" says the man nervously
"Well"says the doc "YOU HAVE BROTHEL SPROUTS !"