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Martin.T



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:39 pm    Post subject: More bad jokes Reply with quote

Good looking young man walks in to a bar, smartly dressed, wallet bulging with money, looking for a good time with a nice girl. After having a beer and looking around at the women, not one comes near him, they are all hanging around the scruffy old man in the corner. Moaning to the barman, he says " what`s wrong with these women, here i am young rich and single looking to give a girl a nice time, and all they want to do is hang around that old tramp in the corner". "!yes" said the barman, "can`t understand it, comes here every night, sits in the corner with a pint licking his eyebrows".
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good.

Just waiting for final postage cost on the items.

A penguin has some running issues with his car so takes it into a garage. The mechanic tells him to come back in half an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream cafe across the road. He loves ice cream so heads over the road. He orders a massive bowl and eats the lot, getting it all over his face and chest. He then heads back to the garage. When he walks in the mechanic has his head under the bonnet, he turns to see the penguin and says "looks like you've blown a seal", the penguin replies "no it's only ice cream"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys do know that there is a "jokes" forum, don'tcha?
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Martin.T



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:26 am    Post subject: More bad jokes Reply with quote

Your right Spike, this is just a bit of fun for us,but your welcome to join in and repost them on the jokes page.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:35 am    Post subject: Clocks Reply with quote

Hi Andy, how`s the parts coming from Japan. I`m not in a hurry just that i haven`t heard anything and was curious how you were getting on.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi sorry for the delay in replying I didn't notice the post. The parts are now enroute from Japan on a boat, I've got a tracking code. Not sure who's rowing it though!
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