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Martin.T
Joined: 30 Aug 2015 Posts: 18 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:39 pm Post subject: More bad jokes |
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Good looking young man walks in to a bar, smartly dressed, wallet bulging with money, looking for a good time with a nice girl. After having a beer and looking around at the women, not one comes near him, they are all hanging around the scruffy old man in the corner. Moaning to the barman, he says " what`s wrong with these women, here i am young rich and single looking to give a girl a nice time, and all they want to do is hang around that old tramp in the corner". "!yes" said the barman, "can`t understand it, comes here every night, sits in the corner with a pint licking his eyebrows". _________________ Bimota YB11 |
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laminator
Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 320 Location: Midlands
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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Very good.
Just waiting for final postage cost on the items.
A penguin has some running issues with his car so takes it into a garage. The mechanic tells him to come back in half an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream cafe across the road. He loves ice cream so heads over the road. He orders a massive bowl and eats the lot, getting it all over his face and chest. He then heads back to the garage. When he walks in the mechanic has his head under the bonnet, he turns to see the penguin and says "looks like you've blown a seal", the penguin replies "no it's only ice cream" _________________ Bimotas, Yamaha FZR 2TK, Honda NC30, MV Agusta F3 800, Aprilia RS250 |
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SpikeC
Joined: 20 Aug 2013 Posts: 450 Location: Portland, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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You guys do know that there is a "jokes" forum, don'tcha? _________________ Spike C.
Portland, Oregon, USA
2008 Bimota DB5R
1965 Triumph T100SC |
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Martin.T
Joined: 30 Aug 2015 Posts: 18 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:26 am Post subject: More bad jokes |
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Your right Spike, this is just a bit of fun for us,but your welcome to join in and repost them on the jokes page. _________________ Bimota YB11 |
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Martin.T
Joined: 30 Aug 2015 Posts: 18 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:35 am Post subject: Clocks |
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Hi Andy, how`s the parts coming from Japan. I`m not in a hurry just that i haven`t heard anything and was curious how you were getting on.
Martin. _________________ Bimota YB11 |
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laminator
Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 320 Location: Midlands
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hi sorry for the delay in replying I didn't notice the post. The parts are now enroute from Japan on a boat, I've got a tracking code. Not sure who's rowing it though!
Sent you a PM. _________________ Bimotas, Yamaha FZR 2TK, Honda NC30, MV Agusta F3 800, Aprilia RS250 |
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