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Pompey



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:09 pm    Post subject: Aussy or Kiwi? Reply with quote

I noticed we had a number of friends from south of the equator so I thought I would share my technique for finding out if a man is from Australia or New Zealand... You ask them if they would have sex with a twelve year old... If he says no he's a kiwi. If he's Australian he'll ask a twelve year old what?
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bimotadownsouth



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does an Aussie find sheep in the long grass ?


Veeeery niiiice....
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