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Pompey
Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 2311 Location: Marlborough
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:38 am Post subject: cricket quote |
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I am not a cricket fan but I was reminded of a classic quip reply by a south african cricketer, Brandes, he gained fame for his noted and oft quoted exchange with Glenn McGrath, after McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Brandes. The bowler asked: "Why are you so fat?" to which Brandes replied: "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit."
Love it. _________________ Pomps
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Pompey
Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 2311 Location: Marlborough
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:40 am Post subject: |
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here's another:
Rod Marsh and Ian Botham.
When Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?" _________________ Pomps
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Pompey
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:44 am Post subject: |
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annnnnd another:
Daryll Cullinan and Shane Warne.
As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. _________________ Pomps
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Pompey
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:51 am Post subject: |
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finally:
Merv Hughes and Viv Richards.
During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f*** off." _________________ Pomps
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