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akito-man



Joined: 27 Jan 2012
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Location: fife,scotland

PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:56 pm    Post subject: contagious Reply with quote

teacher in class of juniors,tells the children that the weekends homework was to make a sentence true to life with the word contagious in it!

following monday in class the teacher picks out 3 kids at random,

david you first please!

well miss, i was watching a film at the weekend about a virus and the people had to move away from the area because it was very contagious!
everyone clapped and davy got a gold star,

emily you next,thankyou,

miss, my big sister has a new baby boy in the hospital,and hes in a special ward as the hospital keeps them safe from contagious infections which can harm him!

oh wow,and congratulations to your big sister emily well done! gold star awarded!

next johnny, your turn please!

well miss,johnny says, i was in the garden with my dad,and the next door neighbour started painting his house ,when my dads pal arrived and said to my dad,he aint painting all his house with that little brush is he? it'll take the contagious! Laughing
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oily



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

groan........ Laughing
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akito-man



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

arf arf! Laughing
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