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Pompey



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:00 am    Post subject: aussi day Reply with quote

Happy Aussi day to all you convicts Laughing
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MARTIN



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also a happy Burns day to all you sassenachs at the other side of Hadrians wall

" Wee timerous coorin beastie
what a panics in thy brieste
wis it cause yea gave an iota,
or wis it cause cause yea neart prangd yer Bimota "
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oily



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good Marty Wink

Just shoved it into babelfish for a translation but there's no facility to translate northern British into southern British Laughing
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2bims



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink a bottle of "Buckie" (Buckfase MEad) several pints of heavy, a crate of McEwans, topped up with a fish supper, deep fried pizza, a lorne sausage sarnie, meat pie, and tablet and the babelfish would not be needed, nor would you care either from recollection of my 7 years North of the Border
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oily



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
Not come across the deep fried pizza before but I have come across the deep fried mars bar Wink
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2bims



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yes, they are for real, of course they don't batter them, they only do that with sausages, burgers, fish and mars bars. But even the pies are deep fried. I always wondered why my pies had a "tin snip" in them its coz when they take them out of the fryer they make a small snip and give a "light squeeze" to the pie to drain a little oil out as a concession to healthy living. Hhhmm I can sense your "chops" salivating at the prospect.

Many moons ago myself and 2 other colleagues went up to Couport/Faslane submarine base for interviews, got to Helensburgh way early so we all bought pizza from the local chippy for lunch prior to the interview. Nice sunny day so we sat on the prom looking out to sea. During eating and after finishing we all felt that the pizza boxes had warmed our laps somewhat. Only after lifting the boxes did we each discover a 12inch pizza sized absorbed fat stain around each of our crotches in our nice suits, that had leached through the boxes.
Looked like we each had an serious incontinence issue!.
Never has such a sight been seen in the local gents public conveniences as 3 south of the Border folk stripped to the waist furiously washing and soaping pants in sinks and drying with the hand driers. Took bleeding ages.
Oh yeh and for some reason we all passed the interviews and all took jobs there, such fools! Laughing


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trev45



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's good poms can't swim so we are save Laughing
happy ozzy shrimp on the barby day
and if we are convicts why are we so happy ?

Trev
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Pompey



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing should have kept the trousers with the stain. Not only would you have got the job but probably a promotion as well Wink
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2bims



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pompey wrote:
Laughing should have kept the trousers with the stain. Not only would you have got the job but probably a promotion as well Wink


Ah but it was before the days of political correctness and equal oppurtunities, now I pee my pants before any interview as they are too afraid to turn me down for fear of being had up for disability discrimination
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many moons ago, I spent a while at Faslane Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinking about it......
My brother spent 12 years there Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

confession time. I was born there.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

trev45 wrote:
It's good poms can't swim so we are save Laughing
happy ozzy shrimp on the barby day
and if we are convicts why are we so happy ?

Trev


because of all the sheep available?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

trev45 wrote:

and if we are convicts why are we so happy ?

Trev


because you've got a welsh Prime Minister?
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Pompey



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and she gets mugged by aboriginies... that security team needs to be shot. Shocking!!!
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