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stockcar · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:34 pm Post subject: not really politically correct

A Woman goes to the doctors with bruises on her face. Dr asks 'what happened'?
She says 'every time my husband comes home drunk, he hits me'.
Dr said, 'when he comes home drunk, take a glass of water & swish it around your mouth, but dont swallow it until he's asleep'.
2 weeks later she goes back to the Doctor and says 'lts brilliant, he never hits me now but how does the water work'?
Dr says 'the water does **** all, its keepin your mouth shut that does the trick'.

oily · Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 4788 Location: worcestershire

Bastard......
I've just spat a mouthful of tea across the living room carpet and now I've got to explain why Laughing

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stockcar · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:30 pm Post subject:

got me first time too............ Cool