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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:53 pm    Post subject: titter titter Reply with quote

A teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

A little girl put her hand up and said “my family went to my grand dads’ farm, and we all found it fascinating”

The teacher said, “that was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating”

Another little girl put her hand up and said “ I went to Legoland and I was fascinated”

The teacher said, “well that was good, but again I wanted the word fascinate”

Little Johnny put his hand up, but the teacher hesitated as she had been burned by Johnny before, however, thinking that no damage could be done, she told Johnny to go ahead.

Little Johnny said, “Miss, my aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight”.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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