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stockcar



Joined: 07 Apr 2011
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Location: in the shadow of the "angel"

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:21 pm    Post subject: the right insurance Reply with quote

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com!
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gaz



Joined: 11 Dec 2011
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Location: london

PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

very good Laughing Laughing Laughing
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