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stockcar



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:02 pm    Post subject: new fangled stuff Reply with quote

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly cold winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and, without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who had a heart attack and died. The widow decided to check her e-mails, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve arrived.
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS: Sure is freaking hot down here!
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Location: fife,scotland

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one Very Happy
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