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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:10 pm    Post subject: hortheths Reply with quote

THE HORTH WHITHPERER



A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twot?'

Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's f*nny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should wephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?
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