ozman
Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 17 Location: australia
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:09 pm Post subject: irish 999 call |
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999 CALL
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
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> Irishman: ''It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken killed her!''
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> Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
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> *click* .. *BANG*
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> Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?'' |
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