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Letter to an agony aunt

 
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steveknowles



Joined: 08 Feb 2009
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Location: Norfolk
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:27 pm    Post subject: Letter to an agony aunt Reply with quote
Dear Mavis,

For some months now I have suspected my wife is having an affair. All the signs are there, she no longer wants sex, stays out most of the night and when i ask where she's been she just says "out with friends". Last night I decided to spy on her. When she came home I hid in the garage so I could see her get out of her car, I watched as she took her underware from the glovebox and put it back on, she then took her wedding ring out of her handbag and put it back on. I quietly peered around my bike for a better view, and it was then that my worst nightmare was confirmed. There's a small crack in the fairing just below the tank, do you think I can repair this myself or do i need professional help ?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
thats the funny must be the best joke Shocked
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