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|Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:44 am Post subject: QUICK RETORTS
|Was telling this joke to a mixed audience :
Two parrots were siting on a perch
the first parrot turns to the second
and says "do you smell fish"
Female member of audience says "dont understand that"
Explain " you know perch - fish"
She replies " if you had said cod ,I would have understood"
I retell joke
Two parrots were sitting on a cod
the first turns to the second
and says " could you not find a perch "
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