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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:58 pm    Post subject: John Deere tattoo Reply with quote

A farmer went to a tattoo shop and asked the tattoo guy if he could set a tattoo of a tractor on his body.

"No problem", said the tattoo guy. "Any preference for the model and where do you want me to put it?"

"I'd like to have a John Deere tractor tattood on my penis", the farmer replied.

"Hmmm, no problem" said the tattoo guy and he put a nice John Deere tractor on the farmers' penis.

After two weeks the farmer returned to the tattoo shop. "I want to have the tattoo altered" he said."

"No problem" said the tattoo guy, "Would you like a different model tractor?"

"No" said the farmer, "I just want you to put on wider tyres"

"Why's that?" the tattoo guy asked the farmer.

The farmer replied: "because it gets stuck in the shit every time"
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