firststrike
Joined: 23 May 2010 Posts: 38 Location: swansea
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject: Learn to speak German |
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Here's a good one guys,
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!" _________________ The Red Barron, Bimota YB9Sri, yamaha RD500lc, yamaha RD500 lc YZR replica, Ducati 750ss |
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