Joined: 09 Jul 2011
|Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:04 pm Post subject: irish divorce
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law
Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my
wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get
home .... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean,
naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and
find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she never
got your e-mail!"