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50 Shades of Grey

 
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ducatidave



Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 32
Location: Sydney, Australia

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:53 pm    Post subject: 50 Shades of Grey Reply with quote

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .
Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
She shouted . . . .
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"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .
You do it . . . . !!"
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2bims



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You had me there....I thought foolishly that her husband had asked her to help fit and align his rear wheel...... Laughing
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Corona



Joined: 26 Jun 2008
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Location: Norfolk

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just step on the rear brake whilst you remove the engine sprocket nut Confused
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zombie



Joined: 10 Feb 2009
Posts: 272
Location: UK

PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...or bleeding a new set of front brembos Very Happy
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