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|Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:14 pm Post subject: Bishop visits the priest
|One day the bishop brings a visit to the priest.
He asks the priest: "I've heard that you share your bed at night with your maid. Can you explain me that?"
The priest answers: "Yes, that's correct but there's nothing to worry about. Our dog sleeps in between us."
The bishop: "OK, but what do you do when you feel the lust coming up at night?"
"Well," said the priest, "Then I get out of bed and walk circles around the church until the feeling goes away."
The bishop: "And when the maid becomes lusty at night?
The priest: "Exactly the same: she gets up and takes a walk around the church until the lust goes away"
The bishop: "OK, I understand that, but what happens when you both get lusty feelings at night?"
The priest: " Then the dog has to walk circles around the church.."
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