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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:30 pm    Post subject: Young skunk Reply with quote

In wintertime, freezing and snowing, a couple is driving at night heading back home. Suddenly his wife yells: "Stop! I saw something lying next to the road! Please stop and reverse back to that spot!
He stops, reverses and she yells: " Oh yes, there's an animal on the roadside. Maybe it's been hit by a car and hurt!" She gets out of the car and looks at the animal. "It's a young skunk, he's been hit by a car but still alive! Looks just a bit knocked out. Let's take it with us, make him better and let him free again!" "Really.....?" he asks a bit annoyed. "Yes, please, let's take care of him!". "Well, allright, then....."
She picks up the young skunk and brings it into the car: "Oh, he's half frozen, we have to warm him up quickly!"
"Well, the warmest place is up there between your thighs. You could put it there."
"Yes, I know, but what to do about the smell?"
"Well, you could hold his nose shut......."
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