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The Cardiologist and Motorcycle Mechanic

 
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MARTIN



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:51 pm    Post subject: The Cardiologist and Motorcycle Mechanic Reply with quote

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'



The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.



The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make 20,000 a year and you make 100,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?'



The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...



'Try doing it with the engine running'.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, both are doing it's own job as saying motorcycle mechanic are also playing important job because with out it bike is nothing as they are involve in each part of bike even to repair or to change the part so no comparison is done.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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MARTIN



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the soul is at one with the spanner
does thou know what thy nuts are contemplating
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