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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:41 pm    Post subject: dont trust the mutt Reply with quote

DOG FOR SALE


A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.



"Yes," the Labrador replies.



After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."


The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting fromcountry to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".





"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."




The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying bas###d, he's



never been out of the garden."
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no such thing as a Labrador Retriever, they're two diffent breeds
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

until a labrador shags a retriever... then it would be a labiever or retredor?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilchicken0 wrote:
There's no such thing as a Labrador Retriever, they're two diffent breeds


sorry oh great one................i'll make sure when i 'copy & paste' that no-one has the audacity to have made a mistake or worse made something up in a JOKE Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, the Labrador is a retriever. The retriever refers to the type of gun dog. Of which , a labrador is one. It can be called a labrador retriever...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a foot note I do believe the Golden retriever is well recognized as the only intelligent blonde...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ours must have had the loopy juice as sh'e s stoopid..............
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