Joined: 07 Apr 2011
Location: in the shadow of the "angel"
|Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 7:07 pm Post subject: cup of sugar
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bas###d!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bas###d!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration
at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next
door to that asshole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didnít have one."