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Duquois



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:34 pm    Post subject: Take Care When Bathing Reply with quote

I was in the pub last week with a few friends and was telling the old joke "What would you do if you saw someone having an epileptic fit in the bath" and the answer is "throw in the washing".

We were laughing when this huge bloke taps me on the shoulder and said "I don't think that's funny, my brother died whilst having an epileptic fit in the bath"

"Oh sorry" I said, "Did he drown?", "no" he replied "He choked on a sock"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I it wasn't for the reverse polarity of carboned carbons, if you farted in the bath you'd disolve
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